Shocking & Sexy?

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

Wow ! What a way of cleaning her hand !!! after washing her fingers in his mouth ...what next to get rid of the smell left ...?! Too funny but bit crude !!! A lesson to the Bars who are irregular with their supplies !!! Good one !

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

Ah.... lol! Funny.

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

yes i know this one and it is funny i wouldnt say shocking

so weird i heard the same one in russian 2 days ago

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oh

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lol.

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

Shocking%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;Yes, heard a number of times

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Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

PMPLMAO

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

The customer IS always right

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

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Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

Now THATS funny.

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

This joke is not shocking or sexy,sorry.

Shocking %26amp; Sexy?

funny